Asbestos Class 1

Maybe Kane had plans for his $1.20?
One Suicidal Wing from Anchor Bar
Scott Norwood replica jersey
O.J. Simpson’s Heisman Trophy
A bag of commerative asbestos from the Buffalo Memorial Auditorium
Drive from Buffalo Airport to Niagara Falls
1/4 of a beer at the HSBC Arena….You know, if he were 21
Frank Reich’s 1992 AFC Championship ring
Down payment on a starter home in Buffalo
120 pulls on one of the penny slot machines at Delaware North’s Fairgrounds Gaming and Raceway
Donate $1.20 to Marshawn Lynch to help him pay for his legal fees
Exchange it for $1.30 Canadian, go over the border and drink legally
A night with a high class Buffalo area escort
Pay one of Delaware North’s employees their hourly pay
Go on a dollar menu date (Dutch of of course) with the disgusting fat pig that heckles your favourite player
Pretend you are Drew Rosenhaus and prank call Terrell Owens
(courtesy of Stanley Cup Chowder)
Thanks for the laughs!
my own feeble contributions……..
Gas for an IROC-Z
A link on a gold nugget chain( or is that in Crapchester?)
How much money Moyes will get if Reinsdorf winds up with the Coyotes. Needed a hockey spin in here,lol.
A beer, hot dog, or soda at the 3/8 mile Bullring race track in Vegas.
A ticket for the new UFL Las Vegas Locomotives (Yes, that’s what they are calling it)
1/3 of a box of cookies from the largest terrorist organization in the USA ……..”Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?”
A high class escort? I wonder…….Would Kane ask for the 20 cents change from her too?
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